Friday, August 21, 2009

Gov. Nixon Imitates KC Crimefighter Methods


Following Alonzo's example in responding to recent bovine related disrespect of crime-fighting efforts, Gov. Nixon has announced an expanded Livestock and Farm Protection Task Force to facilitate communication between assorted agencies dealing with cattle rustling. No indication yet how far this imitation of Alonzo will go, or if the Task Force will blog about how farmers are afraid to leave their cows alone with Task Force members because they know those cows will be all over the members' manly crime-fighting bods.

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