Wednesday, September 2, 2009

No, Mom, you can't hotline Gloria over this (he's too old now)


Joe Miller's Salon piece about his time with the Mayor is out. I have a different post planned, not particularly concerned with the substance of the article. But this earned a stand alone post:

As we settled in for our holiday meal, Gloria shared a story -- a family favorite, from what I gathered -- about how she had told Andrew when he was 12 that vaginas can expand and grab men by the buttocks to draw them in. The boy was mortified, she said, and at this she leaned back and laughed so hard her whole wide body shook.


Andrew isn't going to medical school, is he?

2 comments:

  1. article was lame,but I read it out of morbid interest.my only point is if I am inviting you to my house,a certain level of trust is established and unless I have a sex slave in my backyard I don't expect you to talk shit about me. workplace is probably different being public and all.

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  2. "unless I have a sex slave in my backyard I don't expect you to talk shit about me"

    What if you talk shit at the table and I simply report what you said?

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